Technobabe in training

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

It's difficult ( sometimes hopeless) for an English teacher to inspire the use of correct punctuation in her students. Punctuation matters. Here's a story of the terrible consequences that can occur when punctuation is not correct.

A panda walks into a cafe. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and fires two shots into the air.
"Why?" asks the confused waiter, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.
"I'm a panda," he says, at the door. "Look it up."
The waiter turns to the relevant entry and, sure enough, finds an explanation.
"Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves."

3 Comments:

  • At 4:26 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    A nice short story. Rather comical. I Enjoyed the read.

     
  • At 6:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    hahaha! Not going to lie, it took me a minute. That was cute :)

     
  • At 8:56 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    Crazy pandas...

     

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